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So brilliant 19 year old me, takes it off, I finished, we left. I had it for a while and never knew, no pain whatsoever. It's almost symptomless in both sexes, but can cause infertility if left untreated. I'm a Brit living in America. I was extremely lonely one night so I decided to browse craigslist. Pictures were exchanged and she seemed fairly good looking so we arranged to meet. As I approached the car I realised she looked a lot different from the pictures.

I seriously contemplated running out the car as we approached a red light. In the end I thought 'fuck it' I'm here now and finished as quick as I could and even got s ride back home. Wait, you're an Brit in America, with an accent and everything?

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Girls here go crazy over that accent, and you're looking for women on the internet? I posted my story a year or so ago in a similar thread, and it got a few laughs, so ill repost it here. I was in Tucson AZ, trying to sort my life out, and I wanted to make new friends, so I posted in the strictly platonic section explaining who I was and that I was looking for a pal or two.

After a few days I get some responses and everything seems cool. So around the 4th response was an attractive female. Large but not fat, curvy but not chubby, so physically, she was right up my ally, but since it was the platonic section, I wasn't expecting anything to come of it. Anyway, we meet up at the duck pond and we're chatting it up and things are going smooth, almost too smooth.

I wasn't even laying groundwork, just being a friendly dude, and she was moving in on me, moving in fast. I say why the fuck not, and roll with it, and we end up at her place Since I was crashing on my sisters couch. As soon as I walk in, I see terrariums. All over her house were tanks of snakes and im not talking about a snake entusiast with around pets. Im talking full out snake breeder for the sake of keeping them for minions and taking over the world. This chick could tie all of them together and go cave diving and shit But seriously, snakes all over. Anyway we do the deed and it was hardly enjoyable considering I was watching all around me for her to command the boas to hold me down so she could rip my head off and feed me to her friends.

As I lay there and say its getting late and I should roll out, I hear someone coming into the apt. So I ask her if she has a roomate. This is the moment where i've got my shoes in my hands and my shirt slung over my shoulder bolting for the window when she says this:. I relax a little bit, hoping to hear her say it was her brother or some other relative, as long as they wouldn't hurt me for banging the snake queen.

Im figuratively shitting myself. I head again for the window when this burly ass lumberjack beast of a bear man built like a brick shit house walks right into the room, and continues to the bathroom to get something, all the while im standing in my boxers with my pants around my ankles and my shirt over my shoulder.

He emerges from the bathroom about 5 seconds later with one hand behind is back and im sure its all over, but im frozen solid with fear and cant move an inch. He advances toward me and the chick is freaking out about her fucking snakes like "Dont hurt my babies Chad!! You be careful in here!

I dash for the window as quick as you can with your pants around your ankles and try to crawl out. He swings that rod and fucking whips it over my ass just as I fall out into the yard. I throw my shoes on and pull up my pants with speed comparable to that of Captain Falcon and jump fences until I dont recognize where I am or how long ive been running.

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I call my sister from a payphone and get her to pick me up. Never using Craigslist to meet people again. TL;DR I got spanked by a lumberjack with a metal rod while escaping the clutches of an evil snake queen after a date at the duck pond. As often as several times a week now for the last two years. In fact I swapped oral with a girl in a shitty studio apartment just last night. I hate to say it, but I've actually gotten pretty good at picking posts and responding in a way that leads to an actual meetup. I honestly cannot recall how many encounters I've had at this point. Jesus, I was so fucking nervous.

This girl had put up a post for oral only. Specifically, she wanted to squirt. You give, she gets, you leave. It sounded like a good place to start, yeah? She sent a pic back and god damn, she was beautiful. Still one of the best looking girls I've ever been with. Long, curly hair, slim body, big tits, and a carefree look that told you smiles came fast and easy.

We texted a little and then met the next night in the park. She was 30, lived alone, and had this chihuahua named "Babee" that looked like it was mildly retarded.

The love of her life had left her and she had been fucking her way through the Craigslist community ever since. She asked me a couple of questions, but mostly talked about herself as we walked Babee around the park. She said she liked meeting me and promised we would hook up later.

I didn't hear back from her for a week or two. Then I saw her post an ad again - this time looking for a devil's three way.

So at this point I didn't get how CL hookups work. I had only ever been with two women and both of them had been long term, monogamous relationships. I was fresh out of a five year mess and was an emotional basket case. I fired off an email telling her that if she wanted to whore it up on CL then that was her business but that she could at least have had the courtesy to tell me to fuck off first. Instantly got a text telling me to fuck off and rightfully so.

I fired something back and somehow we went from angry texts to not-so-angry texts to horny texts. And then I went over to her place. Lights were off when I walked in and she was already in bed her "house" was this shack of a building and her living room was also her bedroom. I sat at the foot of the bed and did my best not to make contact with her in any way. I had no idea what to do.

How do you start? Do you take your clothes off? So I sat and laughed nervously and chatted until she told me to stop being a pussy and take my clothes off. I felt she made some good points here and did just that. Stripped down and crawled under the covers. The contact barrier was broken and now things just happened. My brain switched off and my dick assumed control.

We kissed and she held me in the this desperate, needy way that made me feel important.