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Little girl, come over here. Come on I don't have all day I don't feel anything. Kelly and I both agreed that we would both have fun, and I'm learning that fun for Kelly is getting married and having babies. You are the future! The kids don't wanna hear some weirdo book that your Nazi war criminal grandma read to you-- Little girl: Nazi was a fascist movement from the 's-- Michael: Don't talk about Nazis infront of-- You know what?

They're gonna have nightmares so why don't you just shut it? I was gonna teach the children how to make cornhusk dolls. Now, who likes Dane Cook? Listen, I like kids. But this is not a kid's environment, this is like HBO. Who knows what I'm going to say? And it is R-rated. It is not rated G.

Both great movies, but still. Children cannot lie, they are innocent and they speak the truth. Out of the mouth of babes, Micheal Scott is freakin' cool.

You need someone in the middle to facilitate-- Meredith's son: You're just a middleman. I'm not just a middleman. Wait, why doesn't the manufacturer just sell the paper directly to people? You are describing Office Depot. And they are kind of running us out of business.

No one wants to see the four-toed Creed! Don't mind me saying so, she has turned into a stone cold fox. Better keep the frat boys away from her. I'm in eighth grade. She's in middle school. Abby's my fiancee, Stacy's daughter. I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look on my computer. Actually, I'd better go check.

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I am going to give you a little blast from the past of Michael Gary Scott when he was a child star, and a show that you might remember called 'Fundle Bundle. Without further ado, Ryan?

Bundle, are you ready to come on in? Can't tell from the costume, but she had an amazing body. Is that a real fun shooting windmill? That is, uh, Edward R. Hey, what's your name? Is that Chet Montgomery? Uhh, I don't know. Checkin' in with Chet. What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be on TV!

Can everyone please shut up, please! So you don't miss it. So, what's your name? Well what's your favorite subject at school?

So tell me, what do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend. Well uh, nice talking with you, Michael. It is revealed in the episode " The Duel " the Scranton branch is the best-performing company branch, well ahead of Utica and Nashua.

Michael is called to corporate headquarters to answer the question, "What are you doing right? They send him on a lecture tour to spread his wisdom; instead, he wastes time and annoys the workers who have to listen to his drivel. Despite his ineptitude, Michael is prone to brief bouts of surprising insight and is shown to have a kind heart as he shows deep, family-like affection towards the people working in the Scranton branch. The staff initially finds Michael annoying but he grows on them and is given emotional goodbyes during his final days in Scranton.

In the episode " Broke ", Michael displays self-awareness of his inability to keep secrets when he, Pam and Ryan all agree not to let Dunder Mifflin know the Michael Scott Paper Company is broke. Moments later he is seen bent over and in a panic when he admits that he's afraid he won't be able to keep himself from letting the truth slip. In the same episode, he displays a remarkable ability to negotiate with Dunder Mifflin and convince the company to hire himself as well as Pam and Ryan back with full benefits. In the episode " Murder ", Jim attempts to confront Michael for wasting time when he has the staff participate in a murder-mystery role playing game.

However, he is confronted by an unusually serious and stern Michael, who demands to, "just let them [the staff] have this game". Jim then realized Michael actually was trying to distract the staff from the possibility of losing their jobs after a news article hinted at Dunder Mifflin going bankrupt.

In the episode " Business School ", Michael is one of the few Dunder Mifflin employees to show up to Pam's gallery showing. Unlike Oscar and his then-boyfriend Gil, who had shown up and were critical of Pam's drawings which Pam overheard , Michael immediately marvels at her work and asks to buy Pam's drawing of their office building. In a moment of sincere kindness, Michael tells Pam that he is very proud of her.

Pam begins to tear up and hugs him. During " The Seminar ", Michael advises a fledgling Andy Bernard to step up and begin selling at a seminar Andy is hosting, in order to boost his sagging sales.

Michael's habits of joking around and treating professional colleagues as personal friends are often inappropriate for management. However, along with his encyclopedic knowledge of the paper industry, it is remarkably effective when utilized to sign clients, as seen in " The Client " and " Heavy Competition.

He remembers people through word association starting with nicknames such as "baldy" and "fatso" which, while offensive to the individuals in question, works to his advantage. Although he is unsuccessful using his sales methods as a telemarketer in " Money ", his social interactions with coworkers suggest that he would be a more popular presence in an office of peers as opposed to subordinates.

It is clear Michael loves Dunder Mifflin very much. He has also shown signs of feeling underappreciated, given his long history with the company. In the episode " The Negotiation ", Michael discovers that he is making only slightly more money than Darryl, the warehouse manager, despite working for the company for 14 years. Later in the episode he drives to New York and demands a raise from Jan at corporate headquarters. When Michael's year anniversary party is cancelled by his new superior, Charles Miner, he drives to New York to confront Wallace.

Citing his long history of service and many sacrifices, Michael asks that he be treated more respectfully. Wallace, seeing his heartfelt openness, promises Michael his party and pledges to attend. Michael surprisingly recognizes that the CFO is just humoring him, and stuns Wallace by quitting his job.

Michael tends to overestimate his importance to his employees, but despite constantly offending some of them, he has a close bond with them. Most of the employees have been the focus of Michael's jokes at one point or another, usually in reference to their race, sex, size, attractiveness, or sexual orientation. Examples of Michael's difficult relationship with his staff include getting slapped by Kelly for being racist, hitting Meredith with his car, getting kicked out of Phyllis and Bob's wedding, and outing Oscar to the entire office without his permission.

They are, however, generally sympathetic to his shortcomings and, while regularly losing patience when he interrupts their workflow, often try to assist him with his personal problems. Michael's relationship with the company warehouse employees is tense. He has a tendency to disrupt their daily work flow, and in a talking head interview, warehouse supervisor Darryl Philbin Craig Robinson explains that they have never been able to make a full year accident-free because of Michael's antics. CFO David Wallace tolerates Michael's antics because he values his loyalty to the company, but Michael offends CEO Allan and the rest of the executives during his only meeting with them.

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Although many Dunder Mifflin employees are initially barely able to tolerate Michael, they gradually grow to appreciate his sincere intentions, even at times coming to find amusement in his sophomoric humor and behavior; this transition is most apparent in Pam Halpert , with whom he eventually develops a genuine friendship. His co-workers are overjoyed when Michael finds his soulmate in Holly Flax , participate in his romantic proposal to her and are shown to be emotional at his leaving Scranton to be with her.

Jim Halpert even teared up while calling Michael "the best boss [he] ever had. Dwight has the most respect for Michael, viewing him as a model for success, and is thrilled when asked to handle any task given to him, however ill-conceived it may be. Although on the surface, Michael usually appears dismissive of Dwight and generally views him as a suck-up, he is genuinely hurt and angry at the few times when Dwight has deceived him, such as when Dwight went over Michael's head to vie for the manager's job or when Dwight refused to reveal office secrets to Michael's new company, the "Michael Scott Paper Company".

In the episode " Heavy Competition " of Season 5, Dwight steals Michael's Rolodex and finds his own business card, on the back of which, Michael had written before leaving Dunder Mifflin: Michael also cares how Dwight feels about him. After Michael beats Dwight at his own dojo, Michael finds out that Dwight no longer wanted Michael as his primary contact in case of an emergency which causes Michael to promote him from "Assistant to the Regional Manager" to "Assistant Regional Manager", with a three-month probational period.

Dwight told Michael in Season 6 that Michael's pathetic career path hurt Dwight and he regretted working for him instead of taking a fast-track job at Home Depot , but they buried their differences later on.